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 Sunt asa de mandru! Nu pot sa cred ca este atat de mare, atat de gingasa, asa de impetuoasa... Luna!B-) |
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(Personajul, avand ceva probleme cu erectia)
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Originally Posted by danonino:
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"- Deci, fii atent... Stateam linistit pe 15th Avenue, imi sorbeam tandru cafea. Cand... din senin... cobora langa mine, dintr-o ditamai farfuria zburatoare cu luminite roz, o piticanie de respira greu...
- Daaa... - Si ce sa vezi, ghici cine era?! Era tac-tu' ba!!!" |
Originally Posted by danonino:
Nu o sa devii mai putin barbat daca esti in stare sa recunosti ceva imbecil. Daca tu vrei sa declari cu mana pe inima ca piesa aia este un produs intelectual si nu o voma neuronala, n-ai decat. Si da, m-am amuzat auzind-o, m-am amuzat de cat de imbecila poate fi. |
Da, bine inteles, foarte multa ironie in cele trei strofe de un misoginism si un prost gust ce nu poate fi descris in cuvinte.
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" - Ce zici baby, te fac un lap dance?!
- Baby, zic mai intai sa faci un dus, miroase rau a transpiratie!!!" |
 Sylvester Stallone: Let me ask you a question. Who would win in a fight between that and me? Jason Statham: Well, what do you mean? Sylvester Stallone: Well if that and I ever got into, like a really serious fight you know, and the punches started flying -- who do you think would win? Jason Statham: Well I think that's pretty obvious. Sylvester Stallone: Yeah. Me too... let's go! |
- look, a shooting star!!!
- yeah, is fuckin' beautiful. - let's make a wish. - let's do that... my only wish is to beat your lazy ass. |
Yo boss, I found a spider web on the ceiling!
Y'all know what that means. War! Let's get the damn cleaners! |
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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I'll need some therapy after this. I'm being poked by a giant robot penis.
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Arnold : "Vezi pasarea aia ? "
John: "Ce pasare mah ?" |
arnold: intoarce, incolo trebuie sa mergem!
john: esti sigur gogule? |
 La naiba...ufffff (durere plex, urata rau)... iar au pus astia... la misto... plumb in minge! Or fi cuie-n iarba?!:-/ |
 Great business improvement!!! |
Mam spalti pe dintzii cu Colgate, dari numi facut bini la nimic... Am sa intzerc pasta de dintzii de la Romania "Suuper Cristal", spus tziniva ca fatze bine la dintzii mei...:-/
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:)) foarte bun, degustatorule, foarte bun ! Am ras cu lacrimi!
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