http://www.luerzersarchive.net/stude...est-thumbs.asp

For the lovers of Advertising.

Back around 1992, I met Shane for a drink in Joe Corcoran's snug. we were having a quiet jar when some asshole stuck his head in from the bar and asked Shane to sing a song. Shane said "Not now, maybe later." This went on for about a half an hour and we were getting pissed off as we hadn't met for a while and had a few things to talk about.

Shane: "What do you do for a living?"

Asshole: "I'm a carpenter"

Shane: "Make me a fucking table"

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Gotta love that man.

That reminds me of an interview in Hotpress, I think, around the time The Snake was released.

Shane, You share your birthday with Jesus. What would you do if you had his powers?

He replied.

I'd turn all the water in the world into wine.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html


:lol: :lol: :w00t: :w00t: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www3.telus.net/camilleallen/c...allen/id17.htm

they look like aborted midget babies. :sick: :sick:

http://www.maglavais.ro/articole/cur...o_batista.html

ehh...

huo..plagiat :P

baga-mi-as..linku meu nu mai merge...tot mai bun e al lui Silver :D

:w00t: :shock:
genial

damn... how does she do it??? :huh:

"nu mai am nici bikinei , nu mai am nici chilotei si te astept in gradinita las-o draku de portita:semnat Cleopatra Stratan" ...
hahaha!

Presedinti americani alesi in ani cu 0 la sfarsit.... .........1840: William Henry Harrison (a murit in biroul sau) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (asasinat) 1880: James A. Garfield (asasinat) 1900: William McKinley (asasinat) 1920: Warren G. Harding (a murit in biroul sau) 1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (a murit in biroul sau) 1960: John F. Kennedy (asasinat) 1980: Ronald Reagan (a supravietuit unei incercari de asasinare) 2000: George W. Bush (?)

@qwerty
You owe me 3:59 minutes of my life! m-am uitat l tot videoclipul ala cretin asteptand o duma... un catch... ceva... :hmm:

Auzi, Cinemania, da' cui a translatat chestiile astea nu i s-a parut ca nu prea face sens ca oamenii astia sa fi murit in birourile lor, si ca translatia asta e un fel de furculiçion? Eu eram sub impresia ca "died in office" inseamna ca murit inaintea incheierii mandatului, nu "in biroul sau". Dar cine stie, poate se roteste afara ca e in celalalt drum in jur.
Cat despre superstitie in sine, http://www.snopes.com/history/american/curse.asp ar trebui sa clarifice sus niste lucruri. Daca nu, poti sa privesti pe ea sus pe Google.
PS: Sper ca mesajul asta n-a fost prea dezorientant. Inante sa-l translatez cuvant de cuvant de la engleza suna destul de drept.

a right point is a right point...da' o gluma nu strica...asa ca nu te mai afecta :P