well, well, well.

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent; personified in this case, by a horrible cunt... me".

asta ar fi personal fave din Snatch al lui Ritchie.

si... "If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't." / Fight Club, ftw!

si "I'm fucking bored man! Boredom is the first step on the road to relapse." / Kevin Smith's Clerks II

Jingle Bells,Batman Smells !

"Jingle All the Way"

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

"I don't read the script. The script reads me"

Kirk Lazarus (Tropic Thunder)

Generation Kill

Colonel Ferrando, dacã pot sã vã întreb, de ce sunã asa vocea dumneavoastra ?
Cancer la gât.
Sunteti fumãtor?
Doar norocos, bãnuiesc.


:w00t:

"Aceste cuvinte ne doare!" - Secretul lui Bachus

http://www.soneriipolifonice.ro/Down...vinte_ne_doare
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" :hmm: - "Veronica se întoarce"

Burn After Reading ... scena de final ... se potriveste fantastic

CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say
CIA Superior: Jesus Fucking Christ.

Home Alone (1990)

When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: The finest in New York.

"One can meet his destiny on the route he takes to avoid it." - Kung fu panda :lol:

"Only now, at the end, do you understand" - Palpatine, Star Wars Episode VI.

Apropo de replici memorabile, stiti cum se salutä un fan "Star Wars si un fan "Gone With the Wind", când se întâlnesc?
"I'm yoh faddah!" 8)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" :hmm:
(Collins, 2002)

Genial :lol: :lol:

Cine-i Collins?

This question keeps comin` back :lol:

Pitbull jr.

Pe fiutp il cheama Collins? :shock: Asa scrie in buletin sau ii doar o un nick?

E mai mult decât un nick, e un BRAND!
http://www.cinemagia.ro/actor.php?actor_id=84687

Si urmatoare afirmatie:
"Þara mea e o veºnicã ridicare din umeri."
(Maior ªtefan Þeapã - "Pe-un picior de plai", Ph. J. Collins)

Ii de el scrisa?

Dupä cum scrie jos, e rostitä de personajul lui (dateazä de prin 2001-3, atunci a scris P.P.D.P.-ul).
(Iacätä cä redevenim on-topic! Si asta are sanse sä fie o replicä celebrä... cândva - dacä s-o face filmul, normal!)

Am un deja-vu...as putea sa jur ca am mai citit asta o data...

On-topic:
Errol: F**kface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: F**kface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

Snatch. ...daca tot l-am revazut ieri :)

Da, am mai scris-o l.u.m.d., pe-aici pe undeva.

"Signori... Da capo!"

(Federico Fellini, "Prova d'orchestra")

Cocktail (1988)

Coughlin's Law; Anything else is always something better.

When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent.

All things end badly, or else they wouldn't end.

I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

Aceste cuvinte ne doare...
"Secretul lui Bachus"

Stefane, bäiatul ästa posteazä rar, scrie numai prostii, si are un URL la semnäturä. Cred cä-i spammer deghizat. Ia sterge-i semnätura si nu-i spune.

Prin 2003 deschideam un topic asemanator si imediat am furat-o pe motiv ca nu ma uitasem atent, exista deja un astfel de topic care ajunsese pe la pagina tz..... Topicul nu era pe pagina curenta si nou fiind nu am verificat prin paginile vechi. Am primit printre altele si o replica : use the force....

Azi probabil ar fi mai numerit :

Room 1408 : you can take advantage of our express checkout system

Asta-i un calambur? ;)

Secretul lui Bachus ...

o replica nu numai devenita celebra, ci intrata, pare-mi-se si in uzul de zi cu zi a romanilor pre si post revolutionari...

"Chestii, socoteli"

"what we've got here, is failure to comunicate"-Paul Newman-Cool Hand Luke
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"-Apocalispe now
" Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich"- Fear and loathing in las vegas
"Attica! Attica"- Dog Day Afternoon

"Ce faci , ma? Nu ti-e rusine? Porcule!" - Lache in De ce trag clopotele Mitica

Este un topic cu replici din filme româneºti.Aici

Am vazut, dar n-am inteles de ce din filme de dupa 89. Treaba lor. Eu n-am ce cauta acolo. ;)

Batô: Chief, you ever question the ethics of the neurosurgeons who monkey around inside your brain?
Section 9 Department Chief Aramaki: They undergo psychiatric evaluations, especially those in security. They're subjected to a stringent screening of their personal lives. Of course, the ones who check are only human.
Batô: I guess once you start doubting, there's no end to it.

(Ghost in The Shell)

"Fuck you!" - American History X. Replica este spusa de personajul jucat de Edward Norton. Ciudat e, insa, ca lucrurile se intamplau cam pe dos...

"Antonius Block: Nothing escapes you!
Death: Nothing escapes me. No one escapes me."

"Antonius Block: I met Death today. We are playing chess."

"Antonius Block: Have you met the devil? I want to meet him too.
Witch: Why do you want to do that?
Antonius Block: I want to ask him about God. He must know. He, if anyone."

"Antonius Block: Faith is a torment. It is like loving someone who is out there in the darkness but never appears, no matter how loudly you call."

"Antonius Block: We must make an idol of our fear, and call it god."

"Jons: Only fools die of love."

"Antonius Block: I want knowledge! Not faith, not assumptions, but knowledge. I want God to stretch out His hand, uncover His face and speak to me."

(Ingmar Bergman - The Seventh Seal)

Corect, nu era äla, ci ästa:
http://www.cinemagia.ro/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6243

Multam! M-am lafait putin si pe acolo.

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls,mr. Garrison?
Mr Garrison:What did you say?
Cartman:I'm sorry i'm sorry what i said was(Feedback noise)How would you like to suck my balls,mr. Garrison?
Stan:Holy shit,dude...(South Park:Bigger,Longer and Uncut 1999)
The Joker:Why so serious?!?!?!?!?!(The Dark Knight,2008)
Taxi Driver:Are you talking to me?(Taxi Driver,1976)
Frederick Frankenstein:It's Fronkensteen,not Frankestein!
Igor:Well my name isn't Igor,it's Eye-Gor!(Young Frankestein,1974)
Cam astea :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

Starsky & Hutch enter a biker`s bar

Bartender: Who are you ??

Hutch : I`m Kansas

Bartender : and who`s he??

Hutch : He`s Toto !! "


:))

Bartender (lookin` at Starsky which is disguised as a cowboy ) :

" Whoaaaa, that`s a fake moustache !!! "

din banalul CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK, raspunsul lui Riddick, magulit ca-i solicitat sa salveze lumea:
Riddick: You said it's all circling the drain... the whole universe. Right?
Imam: That's right.
Riddick: Had to end sometime.

UNFORGIVEN
Little Bill: Sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man.
William Munny: Well he should`ve armed himself. . .he's decorated his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill: You`d be William Munny out of Missouri. . .killer of women and children.
William Munny: That`s right. l killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And l`m here to kill you, Little Bill. For what you did to Ned.

girl: Then Little Bill hurt him so bad, he said who you was. He said how you was really William Munny out of Missouri. Little Bill said, ''The same who dynamited. . .the railroad in `69, killing women and children?" Ned said you done a lot worse. Said you was. . .more cold-blooded than Will Bonney. Said if he hurt Ned again. . .you`d come kill him like you killed the U.S. Marshal in `70.
William Munny: That didn`t scare Little Bill, did it?

Little Bill: l don`t deserve this. To die like this. l was building a house.
William Munny: Deserve`s got nothing to do with it.
Little Bill: l`ll see you in hell, William Munny.
William Munny: Yeah.

William Munny: lt`s a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he`s got. . .and all he`ll ever have.
The Kid: l guess they had it coming.
William Munny: We all have it coming, Kid.


FIGHT CLUB
Narrator: Everything's a copy of a copy...of a copy.

-Tyler,..l want you to really listen to me.
-OK.
-My eyes are open.

Narrator: ...if l did have a tumour, l'd name it Marla. Marla. The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it. But you can't.

MONTY PHYTON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
King Arthur: I am your king!
Peasant: I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant: How did you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite...held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water...signifying, by divine providence, that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I'm your king!
Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis...for a system of government. Supreme executive power...derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power...'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.

knight: The Black Knight always triumphs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

THE THIN RED LINE
Welsh: Where's your spark now?

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
Elizabeth Abbott: When I was nineteen, I attempted to become the first woman ever to swim the English Channel.
Benjamin: Really?
Elizabeth: But the current that day was so strong that...for every stroke I took, I was pushed back two. I was in the water for 32 hours. And when I was two miles from Calais, it started to rain. When I couldn't go any further, I stopped. I just stopped. And everybody asked me would I try again. Why wouldn't I? I never did. As a matter of fact, I've never done anything with my life after that.

ASSASINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT REDFORD
Jesse: Have you ever considered suicide?
Charley: I can't say that I have. There's always something else I wanted to do. Or my predicaments changed, or I saw my hardships from a different slant; you know all what can happen. It never seemed respectable.
Jesse: I'll tell you one thing that's for certain. You won't mind dying once you've peeked over the other side. You'll no more wanna go back to your body than...you'd wanna spoon up your own puke.

MATRIX
little kid: There is no spoon.

STAR TREK GENERATIONS
Doctor Soran: I must return and continue a critical experiment on the Amargosa Star.
Picard: When our investigation is complete, you and your colleagues can return. Until then, there's nothing I can do.
Doctor Soran: Timing is crucial to my experiments. If it's not completed in 12 hours, years of research will be lost.
Picard: We're doing the best we can.
Doctor Soran: They say time is the fire in which we burn. We leave so many things unfinished in our lives. Right now, captain...my time is running out.

Data s-o prins de poanta:
Data: I get it! I get it!
Geordi: You get what?
Data: When you said to Riker: "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go." During the Farpoint mission. You told a joke, and that was the punch line.
Geordi: That was seven years ago.
Data: I know. I just got it!

If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians. (The Italian Job)

Cataline Stone: I'm exhausted.
Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Un schimb de replici dintr-un film so bad,it's hilarious: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

The Godfather answers all of life's questions. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"You`ve Got Mail"

The one and only ... Clint Eastwood.


I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

All right now, I don't like violence, Mr. Wonderful whatever your name is. You better drop that blade, or you won't believe what happens next, even while it's happening.

Guess you didn't hear the lady....did ya boy?

Una dintre replicile cele mai tari din "Blazing Saddles"

Hedy Lamarr : Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

Aaa ..That's *Hedley*!

"I should never have switched from scotch to martinis."

De fapt nu o replica dintr`un film.Legenda spune ca astea au fost ultimele cuvinte ale lui Humphrey Bogart.

"I collect blondes in bottles too" - Humphrey Bogart in The Big Sleep

Replici misto din Fast and Furious 4:
[from trailer]
Dominic Toretto: Just like old times.
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[from trailer]
Campos: So, you know each other?
Dominic Toretto: He used to date my sister.
Campos: You're a lucky man.
Brian O'Conner: How's that?
Campos: You're still breathing!
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Brian O'Conner: This is where my jurisdiction ends.
Dominic Toretto: And this is where mine begins.
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Dominic Toretto: A real driver knows exactly what's in his car.
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Mia Toretto: Let this go. Before it's too late.
Dominic Toretto: It's already too late.
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Dominic Toretto: [after killing Fenix] "Pussy"
________________________________________
Brian O'Conner: A lot has changed.
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Agent Sophie Trinh: [reading list of cars driven by possible suspects] ... Toyota Prius Hybrid...
Brian O'Conner: Hell No.
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Dominic Toretto: I like 20% angel, 80% devil.

Din Zoolander!