20 things NOT to do while watching LOTR movies
 

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.

Re: 20 things NOT to do while watching LOTR movies
 

heh...mishto...dar e Frank N-Furter :D Rocky Horor Picture Show rulz...

Re: 20 things NOT to do while watching LOTR movies
 

11 + 12 au fost cele mai tari ... really funny!

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Re: 20 things NOT to do while watching LOTR movies
 

11, 12 si as mai adauga eu si 17.

Super mari nervi la ora asta. Sunt la lucru, cand unii din voi dorm,dupa ce cu cateva ore inainte au vizionat RotK. Totzi aceia dintre voi care au facut-o sa stitzi ca suntetzi binecuvantatzi!!! Eu stau shi frec menta la lucru!!! Viatza nu-i corecta...Deloc... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

lasa ca eu frec menta cu un comentariu,dar parca mai bine e pe net. :lol:

Lume noua ... Lume noua ...in sfarshit mai auzim shi noi o vorba 2 de la Demona shi surioara ei ... how u galz doin' ?

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Bey,nu asha bine ca voi se pare. Nu avetzi idee cat va invidiez. Suntetzi norocoshi. E ora 4 shi eu inca frec menta la lucru. Se pare ca sor-mea shi-a bagat net acasa. Congrats sis...fras am. Numai eu raman pe "tusha". Intrebare mare: a scos PeeJay scena cu Saruman, ca tot era mare necaz la un moment dat, ca asta boicota filmul. Shi a aratat cum cade Gollum in flacarile din Mount Doom? Shi cum ii mushca la Frodo degetul cu Inel cu tot? Shi cum Nazgulul sparge portzile Gondorului? Shi pana la urma cum moare Nagulul? Il omoara Merry(asha cum e in carte) sau una bucata blonda barbie Eowyn? Arata faza cu Grima shi Saruman in Hobbiton? Sau cum e incoronat Aragorn rege shi vine Elrond cu Arwen dupa el? Cum arata Shelob?

Acuma sa va vad cat de atentzi atzi fost la film!!! :)

Re: 20 things NOT to do while watching LOTR movies
 

This is a good one Lady S! :wink:

Mai, noi am fost atenti la film, dar ce-ai vrea sa-ti stricam surpriza?
Mai ai putina rabdare, mai sunt doua saptamani si o sa afli...
Un lucru iti spun: nu o sa fi dezamagita!

Te asteptam in Bucuresti sa-l mai vedem o data si cu tine!

Korect, pacat ca nu ai venit si tu... Da parca trebuia s anu afle mai nimeni ca a fost stiti voi ce... :lol:

Multi vad, putini cunosc... mergeti pe tusa... :D

Uite ca mi-am editat si eu mesaju sa nu mai fie pe lat cealalta a tusei.

asta shtiam shi io' but what can u do .... we saw za movie and IT RULZZZZ! si citandu-l pe Emanuel : "padure fara uscaturi nu exista" ... nu ne mai contrazicem deloc cu marii critici la filmul asta k nu are nici un rost.

asha kum Gandalf kicks ass in film ... filmul in sine o sa va dea EJECT!

:o

Tradezi fratia ai gaandalf? Spui secretu? :lol:

Atata tot se spune k Saruman va aparea in varianta extinsa de la DVD Return of the King ... in rest nu se spune nimik ... k sa va imbolnavitzi shi voi cum am fakut je dupa ce am ieshit de la film ... 3ore shi 20 de min in care am avut parul maciuca shi kre m-a shocat...
Un final de poveste pe masura care nu va fi echivalat multzi ani de akuma incolo ... Dk nu se vor mai face filme de genu asta ... atuncea aceste 3 filme vor sta la capataiul cinematografiei mondiale...

Voi knd v-atzi gasit sa intratzi cu totzii mah ? K ma oftic ... mai stateam la o vorba ... atzi intrat de dimineatza ... io plek akasa azi shi nu am nici un chef ... ba dimpotriva ash baga o intalnire a forumishtilor ...
ce de kkt k-s la Constanta ... in fine ...

ce sa tradez ... i didn't throw the stone ... somebody else did ... + pana shi Emi a zis k filmul merita vazut ...

tu de ce nu intrii pe messenger ?

Deci faza cu vizionarea filmului ku TOATA lumea de data asta imi surade foarte mult ... nu shtiu de ce am impresia k ma voi deplasa din nou la Bucale dk ne strangem sa vedem filmul TOTI de data asta ...