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"Contraceptia orala este atunci cand rogi o fata sa se culce cu tine si ea spune nu." - Woody Allen
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The hard way - 2002
Mal : I'm feeling things I've only seen on tv |
Replica mea preferata este a lui Russell Crowe in Romper Stomper pe care o da unei galbejite
"This is not your country!" |
Cu dedicatie...
My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good? Pentru toti rasistii de pretutindeni: Fuck off!!! |
Din Stalag 17:
Shapiro: Hey Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsches? Sgt. Schulz: Ja? Shapiro: Then droppen Sie dead! |
- Yeah, but cui bono, who benefits?
- Cui gives a shit? (The Departed) |
Bine ca ai postat in topicul asta ca vroiam sa pun si eu cateva replici dar m-am luat cu altele si am uitat.
Cop(1989) Franco:Well? Hopkins:Well what? Franco:Aren't you gonna read me my rights?Cuff me?Take me into custody? Hopkins:Why?So you can sit in a nice comfortable cell,let your smartass lawyer cop an insanity plea,is that the idea? Franco:What's it to you Hopkins?You're a cop,you gotta take me in. Hopkins:Well,there's some good news and there's some bad news. The good news is you're right,I'm a cop and I gotta take you in. The bad news is I've been suspended and I don't give a fuck! The wanderers: Chubby Galasso: I don't blame you. When I was your age, I was knockin' 'em off left and right; but I never did it with nobody's daughter. You should have given her an ankle bracelet and stuck to jerkin' off! The thing is,you knocked her up!And now you gotta pay the price and do the right thing. It's the sportsman's way ____________________________________ Galasso Brother: You guys are so good, it wouldn't be fair unless you bowled handicapped. Hustler #1: 20 pins! Chubby Galasso: Twenty pins? That's not what I was thinkin' about. Hustler #1: 50 pins. Chubby Galasso: No good. What I had in mind was a *real* handicap. Chubby Galasso: [picks up a bowling ball and walks over to where his brother has one hustler pinned down in a bowling lane, his hand stretched out] I seen this in my favorite movie. Chubby Galasso: [to the hustler] You ever seen "The Hustler'? Good enough for Paul Newman; good enough for you. |
Church wants you on your place. Kneel, stand, kneel, stand. If you go for that sort of thing, I don't know what to do for you. A man makes his own way. No one gives it to you. You have to take it. "Non serviam."
* * * - Fuck you, fuckin' queers. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire. Or pussy. Hey go save a kitten in a tree, you fucking homos. (ibidem) |
Customs official: Anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England. Turkish: Before "Zee Germans" get there. (Snatch) Nan Flanagan (to Bill after he kills the queen): Clean yourself up, you're covered in queen. (True Blood) The Wolf: So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car. (Pulp Fiction) |
American Psycho:
1. Patrick Bateman: Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde. 2. Paul Allen: Is that a raincoat? Patrick Bateman: Yes, it is! 3. Patrick Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women? David Van Patten: Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar? Patrick Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s. Craig McDermott: So what did he say? Patrick Bateman: "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right." David Van Patten: And what did the other part think? Patrick Bateman: "What her head would look like on a stick... " 4. Patrick Bateman: Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard! Analyze this!: You broke my heart, Jelly. ....and that's all that I can think of. O sa mai postez later poate. |
and God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. God help you. That's flaccid, sloppy writing. Any idiot can write a voice-over narration to explain the thoughts of a character.
If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life! And why the FUCK are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it! I don't have any bloody use for it! You cannot have a protagonist without desire! It doesn't make sense! Any Fucking Sense! - Adaptation |
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. W.A
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-You know what I like about restaurants?
-The fucking food? |
the departed?
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Ah, da, iiii, uitasem, corect; esti un adevarat cinefil.
*** I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention. I believe that one should become a person like other people |
"Listen you fuckers, you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, who would not let... Listen you fuckers you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum, the cons, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up."
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"Twenty-five."
(Cindy - Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine) lol |
Din primul minut din Ex Drummer.
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The Turin Horse
In Turin on 3rd January, 1889, Friedrich Nietzsche steps out of the doorway of number six, Via Carlo Albert. Not far from him, the driver of a hansom cab is having trouble with a stubborn horse. Despite all his urging, the horse refuses to move, whereupon the driver loses his patience and takes his whip to it. Nietzsche comes up to the throng and puts an end to the brutal scene, throwing his arms around the horse’s neck, sobbing. His landlord takes him home, he lies motionless and silent for two days on a divan until he mutters the obligatory last words, and lives for another ten years, silent and demented, cared for by his mother and sisters. We do not know what happened to the horse. |
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@marcus, intra-adevar, senzational inceputul lui ex drummer.
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