Uite una simpla la abureala: "Sunt demonul mortzii!" ..."Non raug o gurth!"

Hah!Incepe scoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaala!!!! :D

chiar ca esti demonul mortii.daca mai fac multe glume o sa ma "prajesti".azi ramane valabil ca venim la ore,asa-i?

THE MAN IS BACK!
 

Sorry i was late - but girls, girls, girls ...
Cono este omul cel mai tare de la pagina 12 cu intrebarea lui inocenta dk de abea ashteptam sa vedem partea a3a ...
Pana atuncea am ajuns la a 64 a vizionare la The Two Towers shi ce pot sa va zic decat k l-ash vedea non-stop da' am restantze ... de citit nu pot sa citesc k nu mai invatz nimika shii... EVERYTHING SUX ....

Anyways as my man TLD said : "Keep the pride of the ring alive" ... actually he said Matrix but it fits ....

Nu face nimic. Bafta la restantze!!!

(*) Keep the LOTR Pride alive! (*)

Can't Wait
 

Latest news : Son of Rohan - Eomer is due 2 play in Pitch Black! +
originally ROTK lasts 6 hours and they have to make it 3 hours + the extended version which we will probably see Next YEAR!

6,000 horsemen charging at the camera - Peter jackson you bastard!

Pai ete nah shi tu! Ishi permite PeeJay performantza! :) Keep haitin` him!!! It's good for the soul! ;)

january 1st
 

That is the kind of hatrid that even Mr Jackson would prefer ... But i do hate him ... "How do i live" knowing i have 3 + 1/2 mounths until i'll catch a glimpse at this B E A utiful Movie ... ?

Nu stiu cum stati voi...dar eu unul nu prea ma descurc. Asa ca trebuie sa stau neaparat in banca cu o persoana f. inteligenta de la care sa pot si eu sa ma inspir. Evident...ma refer la o blonda buna rau de tot :lol:

P.S. Pentru doamna profesoara: Sar'na...spaga primiti? Daca da...cat trebuie sa pregatesc pt. un amarat de 5? :wink:

$$$
 

Divizia te ashteapta cu bratzele deschise - nu aicea mey :lol: :lol: :lol:

CHANGES
 

Azi am revazut TTT pentru a 71 a oara shi mi-a pocnit o chestie in cap ... shi ma gandeam sa va consult shi pe voi forumishti dragi ... mai ales "perfectzionatzii" in Lord of the Rings - atat cartzile cat shi filmele... so here it goes :


[b]Ce atzi schimba in aceasta minunata opera a lui J.R.R Tolkien ? Doar un singur lucru pe care l-atzi vrea diferit la cartzi sau la filme nu conteaza ...


Dk tot io am pus acest "New Topic" in discutzie ... tot io' voi incepe...
La inceput am zis : "Nimika nu trebuie schimbat, totul este armonios imbinat ... apoi (astazi adika ...) am revazut ptr a 71 a oara TTT shi am realizat k ash vrea din tot sufletul k Gollum sa nu fie destinat pierzaniei. Dupa toate aceste intamplari am auzit k Gandalf cu Frodo shi cu Bilbo o sa plece spre Taramurile Nemuritoare. Sincer ash vrea k shi Gollum sa ii acompanieze ... Mie SMEAGOL mi-a dat dovada k merita salvat de Gollum..."

Ashtept Pareri de la toata lumea ...

Matrix
 

Mha omule eu sper sa ai dreptate. De obicei sequalurile sunt mai slabe ca primul film. Matrix Reloded a fost bun din pct de vedere al efectelor speciale dar ca subiect mai slab ca primul. Sper ca Revolutions sa fie mai interesant. Really i Do.

Cono: 1. la mana vin la matrix pentru totdeauna, e un oic mai jos topicul ala. 2 Matrix revo sigur ma va surprinde :))) Maine apare trailer nou...

Bey, daca va prind ca imi bagatzi iar Matrix la LOTR shi LOTR la Matrix va fac felii. Voodoo fac pe voi sa va ofilitzi...!!! Capisci? :evil:

Demona! Linisteste-te un pic, si vezi ca eu doar l-am redirectionat :p
Lol da lectiile alea de elfeasca cand incep?! :)))))

[quote="Danny"]
...Blonda? :roll: ..hmmmmmm....

LOL imi place cum ai iesit! Cica quote danny, dar scrie emanuel a zis:
Hahahahahaha!

Am gasit o chestie amuzanta, daca v-a placut faza cu Jar Jar in LOTR, YOU"LL LOVE THIS!!!

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html

Mentionez ca IT'S MEANT TO BE FUNNY AND NOT TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!

I don't like it!

50
 

Speaking of Orcs...

The Orcs were obviously stolen from PC game maker Blizzard and its Warcraft series. Too bad Blizzard is apparently too scared to sue New Line over it.
HELLO!!!! THESE BOOKS WERE WRITTEN WAY BEFORE THESE GAMES APPEARED .... IT'S AN OUTRAGE!!!

Legolas shoots arrow after arrow at his enemies, and yet the number of arrows in his quiver never decreases. I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows.
THAT WAS FUNNY ... :lol:

Homage or theft II?
The wise old wizard character was stolen from Harry Potter.
OUTRAGE >>>

Propaganda.
The Elves, clearly the most advanced and wise species, are also clearly gay. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Homage or theft V? The concept of the violent dwarf was based on Al Pacino. :lol: :lol: :lol: looolza! "say hello to my little axe!
Homage or theft X?

The character of Elrond was based on Agent Smith from The Matrix.
Cool!
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