Cam off topic, dar priceless. :D
'Ello, baby.
I am ze locksmith of love, no?
Come on darling, we must be grown up about zis thing; do not run away from ze love!
Hey, a gift from 'eaven!
'Ow impetuous can you get?
Look darling, per'aps I am old fashioned, but shouldn't we be introduced first?
I am Pepe Le Pew.
Zis is my first affair so, please, be kind. I'm shy but, uh, I'm willing.. [She runs away] I am playing it too cool, no?
Where are you, my little Lona Misa? I am looking to find you!
You are my peanut. I am your brittle.
Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not, no?
Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef.
I am stupid. No?
Where are you, my little object of art?
I am
شركة تسليك مجاريgoing to collect you!
Don't move, darling.
I want to remember you just as you are.
Oh well, war is fine, but love is better. Right?
You found an interesting place for us, you clever you!
You know, zis
رش مبيدات bump gives me an 'eadache, but VIVE L'AMOUR!
Did you know
شركة مكاف�*ة �*شرات zat when you are in love it is impossible to get insurance?
But zen, security isn't everything.
One nice thing is, ze game of love is never called on account of darkness.
Zee stripe! It is gone! She is not a skunk at all!
Permit me
تنظيف شقق to introduce myself.
I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover.
Ahhh, zis little one wishes to commit suicide to prove 'er love for me.
What a
نقل الاثاث sweet gesture. Nevertheless, I must prevent it!Saved!!! [Penelope slips from his arms and falls]
VIVE L'AMOUR!
We die togezzer! [Jumps after her]
When you are a skunk, you learn 'ow to 'old your breath for a long time.
A colleague of mine once noted, zere is very little difference between men and women. But, VIVE LE DIFFERENCE!!
Pretty good, eh?
For a growing boy, zat is.
Because, my darling, I am a boy and I am growing fonder of you every day!
Everyone should 'ave a 'obby, don't you think? Mine is making love.
Ah,
شركات تغليف ونقل الاثاث بالرياضmy darling, I love you. Where 'ave I been all your life?
Ah, zis tempestous one.
She is overcome by her emotions at seeing me again.
You know, most men would get discouraged about now... fortunately for 'er, I am not most men.
Darling, you found me! 'Ow sweet! *kiss, kiss* 'Ow clever! *kiss, kiss* We will never part again!
Eh! I'm ze abdominal snowman, no?
Eenie, meenie, miney mo, catch a lover by ze toe, if she 'oller, 'old her closer; eenie, meenie, miney mosa.
Come to me, my melon baby collie.
Le hiiissssssssss!
I am a snake and you 'ave charmed me, no?
You know, it is not just a case of physical attraction.
I admire 'er mind too.
Zere are plenty of fish in ze ocean... if you like fish.
Personally, I prefer girls. Hmmmm, call it a weakness.
You know
افضل شركة تنظيف منازل بالرياض, it may be possible to be TOO attractive.
I tell you what. You stop resisting me, and I, I will stop resisting you. When 'ave you 'ad a better offer zan zat?
I must find out what zis 'pew' means every time I appear.
Turn out zee lights, darling. I know where everything is.
She want to play it zee lover's chase. It is ze little girl in 'er. C'est l'amour.
Where are you, pigeon?
I am ze broken heart of love. I am ze disillusioned and wish to enlist in ze foreign legion so I may forget. Take me!
A pitiful case, am I not?
No matter 'ow I disguise myself, you smell me out.
Come, pink pigeon, we are wasting valuable time!
For some strange reason zis little orchid is shy.
Vive la republique!
Dashing, no?
Quel es? Ahhh, la petite femme skunk fatale! The post of 'onour can wait, no? Tch - tch!
Ah, ma cherie, zis is an affaire d'amour, is it not?
It is an affair of we love each ozzer madly!
Huh?
What is this? Oh, but of course! Zis small one, she is wish to put on 'er face before we continue ze wooing!
Are you lipsticked and mascared, little one?
But
تنظيف بيوت darling, tomorrow I may be shipped overseas!
You know, one of the mysteries of my life is, why a woman run away when all she really wish is to be captured.
Almost like shooting fish in a barrel.
Flirt!
I am ze sheikh, no?
But madame!
Madame, control yourself! Your conduct is untimely, control yourself! Madame!
Why is it when a man is captured by a woman, all 'ee wish to do is get away?
Quel es? Ahhh, la belle femme skunk fatale! Tch - tch!
Do not
تنظيف المساب�* بالرياضcome with me to ze casbah, we shall make beautiful musics togezzer right 'ere!
I missed, fortunately for you.
So now ma cherie, we can begin life anew!
C'est la guerre.
Who is it? [Sees soaking wet Penelope] Oh, it is you again.. [She locks the door and hides the key]
What can I do.. to.. 'elp.. you?
Why do you lock zee..? Oh no! [She starts to move towards him] Control yourself, madame! [He begins to walk backwards]
You cannot be in earnest!
Joke, yes? No! [He runs away]
Eh, wait a just minute! Quel es?
Oh, a female lady skunk of ze fair sex!
You know, I think I deserve a vacation! [Runs away]
You know, I suddenly realize, I never learned 'ow to swim! Ho ho, silly me!
All right cherie, ze courtship is over!
Eh, I am a creamy puff, no?
Now zen cherie, en guarde!
'Ello, cherie.
All is fair in love and war, eh darling?
All right buttercup, you 'ave done all zat could be expected.
You 'ave resisted your natural impulses and run away from me.
You little flirt!
Charming situation, is it not?
I am your guide to love, no?
Navigator to pilot: pretty girl at three o'clock, over!
Pilot to Navigator: wow wow!!! Over!
I pierce you with the eck - eck of love, flower pot!
I always got A's in gym.
Darling, 'ow good of you to wait for me.
A true gentleman must be prepared for anything.
She look everywhere for me, she find me, zen she run away. Why??
Strong will, am I not?
Come back darling, golden violet!
I will unshy you!
You are just insecure.
All you need is a little occupational therapy, like making love!
Ze best things of life are worth waiting for.
Baby doll!
I am se peanut butter. Yuo are ze jelly. Come, let us make a sandwich of love.
