http://www.luerzersarchive.net/stude...est-thumbs.asp

For the lovers of Advertising.

Back around 1992, I met Shane for a drink in Joe Corcoran's snug. we were having a quiet jar when some asshole stuck his head in from the bar and asked Shane to sing a song. Shane said "Not now, maybe later." This went on for about a half an hour and we were getting pissed off as we hadn't met for a while and had a few things to talk about.

Shane: "What do you do for a living?"

Asshole: "I'm a carpenter"

Shane: "Make me a fucking table"

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Gotta love that man.

That reminds me of an interview in Hotpress, I think, around the time The Snake was released.

Shane, You share your birthday with Jesus. What would you do if you had his powers?

He replied.

I'd turn all the water in the world into wine.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html


:lol: :lol: :w00t: :w00t: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www3.telus.net/camilleallen/c...allen/id17.htm

they look like aborted midget babies. :sick: :sick:

http://www.maglavais.ro/articole/cur...o_batista.html

ehh...

huo..plagiat :P

baga-mi-as..linku meu nu mai merge...tot mai bun e al lui Silver :D

:w00t: :shock:
genial

damn... how does she do it??? :huh:

"nu mai am nici bikinei , nu mai am nici chilotei si te astept in gradinita las-o draku de portita:semnat Cleopatra Stratan" ...
hahaha!

Presedinti americani alesi in ani cu 0 la sfarsit.... .........1840: William Henry Harrison (a murit in biroul sau) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (asasinat) 1880: James A. Garfield (asasinat) 1900: William McKinley (asasinat) 1920: Warren G. Harding (a murit in biroul sau) 1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (a murit in biroul sau) 1960: John F. Kennedy (asasinat) 1980: Ronald Reagan (a supravietuit unei incercari de asasinare) 2000: George W. Bush (?)

@qwerty
You owe me 3:59 minutes of my life! m-am uitat l tot videoclipul ala cretin asteptand o duma... un catch... ceva... :hmm:

Auzi, Cinemania, da' cui a translatat chestiile astea nu i s-a parut ca nu prea face sens ca oamenii astia sa fi murit in birourile lor, si ca translatia asta e un fel de furculiçion? Eu eram sub impresia ca "died in office" inseamna ca murit inaintea incheierii mandatului, nu "in biroul sau". Dar cine stie, poate se roteste afara ca e in celalalt drum in jur.
Cat despre superstitie in sine, http://www.snopes.com/history/american/curse.asp ar trebui sa clarifice sus niste lucruri. Daca nu, poti sa privesti pe ea sus pe Google.
PS: Sper ca mesajul asta n-a fost prea dezorientant. Inante sa-l translatez cuvant de cuvant de la engleza suna destul de drept.

a right point is a right point...da' o gluma nu strica...asa ca nu te mai afecta :P

http://mcstrick.livejournal.com/857315.html#cutid1

:love: :love: :love:

ii invidiez pe cei care stiu sa deseneze

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://de-ce.nimic.org/salvari/search.htm

:w00t:

looool !!!

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome and strong
A man who will listen carefully and long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who will call and won't wait for weeks.
I want a man who is gainfully employed
And when I spend his money, won't be annoyed.
A man who holds my arm as he opens the door
And massages my neck as he asks to do more.
I guess what I want is a man who loves to the end
A man who will always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store, a bowling alley, a big fishing boat, and a golf course.
I know that doesn't rhyme, but I don't give a shit.

(semi) oripilare vizuala: http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/news.php?artc=29089

(uber)oripilare audio: http://filexoom.com/files/22984/jeez.mp3

De ce a castigat Ucraina Eurovision-ul http://www.resursadefun.ro/gi21_ukraina.htm

Re: Pitbull, tu esti adminul cel mare sau...?
 

"Exista iubire pura?"

din aia ASEXUALA cumva??? :P

Deci asaa??? - zise zmeul catre balaur.

David Hasselhoff King of the Internet, un site parodic dar unul reusit:
http://www.pipexhoffworld.com/index/0,17368,,00.html

Pe Hasselhoff l-am vazut de curand in Click, m-a amuzat sa descopar ca tipul are simtul umorului, rolul pe care il joaca este extrem de ironic la adresa carierei lui de actor (Baywatch, Knight Rider, etc).

.nota.asta se putea remarca inca de la spongebobsquarepants:the movie.

ASA E

.nu te lega la cap daca nu vrei sa te doara, micutule comandant de lagar.

DA.

Mi-e simpatic Florin Iaru , da' ce dumnezeu a fost aberatia aia cu subiectul Beatles (de pe Cultural) si mai ales de ce a trebuit sa cante Yellow Submarine la final??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

vroia sa ne demonstreze ce spasme laringeale are un pelican calcat pe coada de un submarin galbin...

Plagiat....cinemagia 2! :x

Halal forum...Imi place al 2 lea individ care vrea sa omoare "vreo 2 tutele".

INTELEGERE.EXISTA LOCURI IN BUCURESTI UNDE DACA INTREBI DE IISUS TI SE RASPUNDE FARA NICI O PROBLEMA E CA SI CUM AI INTREBA DE BASESCU SAU ALTCINEVA,DEASEMENI EXISTA MULTI OAMENI CARE IL CUNOSC NU SUNT SINGUR.
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Prea tare frate...astia`s tampiti zau asa!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://ak2000.blogspot.com/2007/07/n...reaptease.html

B.O.F.M.!!!!! :shock: :huh: :w00t: :? :D :(( :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTbxlUDObZw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w5vA1e2bUY&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6Hc...eature=related

Hahahahah! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

Azi am avut un schimb de mesaje cu Leo - Alex (...) Serban - care era-n España, si se pregätea sä vinä înapoi, în sânul / tzâtzul / mameaua noasträ. Ca sä-l tâmpinäm cum se cuvine, am scormonit pe net si... iatä ce-am gäsit! Sä crape de ciudä (ca de obicei!) äia care le-au gäsit înaintea mea - sâc! :P
http://www.100factsabout.com/Alex%20Leo%20Serban/