I'd like to meet her killer guitar...

i'd like to take a photo o' them sitting ducks...and prove the fact that ducks have knees!!!

(riiight)

She likes those german men who sport arrogant eyebrows and smokin' cigars.

Nae will surely disagree.

polish rather than german. (should i listen to some wagner now and get the urge of invading?)

disagree of what?

of your liking cross-bred polish-german men.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

just jealous because of his non-german-polish roots.... sorry pal.

Nae's answers are always right as rain.

But isn't it a fact that even old peasants can predict rain?

from the abyss of old wisdom, wisely said.. sometimes witty and thoroughly incisive

always polite and nice, smily, happy and crazy.... (i cannot stress the last thing too much!)

uhm...

(@Nae: vezi bah ce frumos vorbesc de tine?)

cea mai supraponderala loveable hugable rapeable tarfa masculina. daca n-as fi eu as vrea sa fiu el (how's that for a compliment?). Nightwane, you make me wanna be a better man.

benny, you make me wanna be a better zombie and a better bathrobe ;)

daca as fi fost o banana, as fi vrut ca tu sa ma decojesti

Daca nu as fi avut cainele cu Ghetto Blaster pe posheta, as fi vrut sa te am pe tine.

daca ar exista unicorni, ar avea fata ta.

Daca ar exista barbati slabi pe lumea asta, sigur ar fi ca tine.

daca o armata de maimute turbate ar vrea sa-mi fure kebab-ul tu ai fi singurul care m-ar apara.

daca sfarcurile mele nu ar fi deja ocupate, tu ai fi cel care mi le-ar suge non stop.

daca isus ar veni din nou pe pamant ti-ar da tie un sms inainte

daca yahoo messenger ar avea smiley de sex oral, tu ai fi singurul caruia i l-as trimite.