Replici memorabile - din... filme în general!

[kisik]

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

[SMC]

What about...ARE YOU TALKING TO ME????



"I never lose - not really"
Jef Costello (Le Samourai)d de J.P.Melville

[ooo333]

They Called Him Machete...They fucked with the wrong mexican - Danny Trejo .

[mirkea]

- How do I get a hold of you?
- You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky ... it's in the shape of a giant cock.


pure comedy gold :D


(Kick-Ass)

[redmen]

Din Sopranos episodul Pine Barrens,discutie intre Paulie si Christopher:

Paulie : You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher : His house looked like shit.


Christopher : Russians? They're not all bad.
Paulie : How 'bout the Cuban Missile Crisis? Cocksuckers flew four nuclear missiles into Cuba, pointed them right at us.
Christopher : That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.

[Alexa9793]

"Mai bine Marin decat submarin " (Nea Marin Miliardar)
"First rule is.....there is no rule" (The Karate Kid)
My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.(Rush Hour)

[danonino]

You lived to die another day.
Bond. James Bond.

[Federico]

I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined our street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday. ( "American Beauty" )

Intelegerea profunzimii unei asemenea minunatii te poate scuti de muuult tumult sufletesc.

[Blondie]

Hey, Blondie!!!! You know what you are? Just a dirty son of a bitch !!!
(Tuco - Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo)

i'l be back :D

[Floydman]

E' arrivato Zampano!

[danonino]

There can be only one.
Highlander.

[Ipu]

Știi că cel puțin partea a patra s-a filmat în România? Mi-amintesc că în urmă cu vreo 10 ani treceam pe Calea Victoriei și am văzut aglomerație în fața clădirii Bancorex-ului. Mi-am zis c-o fi vorba de un protest al depunătorilor. Când colo, automobile galbene, indicatoare rutiere false pe care erau scrise nume de străzi din Manhattan. M-am băgat și eu și culmea că m-au imprimat și pe mine pe bandă, deși evident că n-au focalizat pe mine, cu toate că mă aflam mai aproape de cameră decât protagoniștii.

[redmen]

Casino Royale din 2006

James Bond : Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?

Vesper Lynd : If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known.
James Bond : That's because you know what I can do with my little finger...

[Medicate]

Money Talks

Bonjour , Mothafucker !

[Judex]

Dialogul care mi-a inveselit ziua si a spulberat toropeala care ma cuprinsese dupa-amiaza:
JACKIE: “Oh, I have a date too…”
KELSO: “Who is it? What's his name?”
JACKIE: “His name is… not important. What's important is he's better than you, in every conceivable way!”
KELSO: “Well. Damn Jackie! That can be anybody!”
Din That '70s Show.

[danonino]

James Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q: Frequently.


James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

Dr. Holly Goodhead: You know him?
James Bond: Not socially. His name's Jaws, he kills people.

James Bond: Bollinger? If it's '69 you were expecting me.

[ghost90]

say hello to my little friend :D


Tony Montana in Scarface

[copila_satanista]

"Timmmy... Timmmy Timmmy Timmy!!!" - South Park :))

[Medicate]

"Timmmy... Timmmy Timmmy Timmy!!!" - South Park :))


:)) Clar ... Timmy rullz !

[FreakDoll]

"Timmmy... Timmmy Timmmy Timmy!!!" - South Park :))

Credeam că doar eu mă uit la South Park :D :-bd

[Iamsaved]

Well i have 2:

If you can't fix it you gotta stand it.-Brokeback Mountain

My precious.-Lord Of The Rings

[Mihail19881988]

...Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it !!! - the exorcist

u hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. - pulp fiction

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - the usual suspects

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ? - meet the parents

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. - gladiator

When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke - as good as it gets

[horney1]

Made it, Ma! Top of the world! White Heat 1949:D

[ice_eyes]

"say hello to my little friend"
"what's up with that"
"you fucking with me, you fucking with the best"
( al pacino)

"get down"
"hasta la vista baby"
"i'll be back"
(arnold schwarzenegger)

[ice_eyes]

bineinteles, replicile lui eric cartmen :))

[eps]

Din trailer Machete:
But they soon realized.. They just fucked with the wrong mexican.

[andreyuzzu]

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.
Marlon Brando in "On the waterfront"

[SleepinWorld]

-Password was Cullen.
Of course.
-Colan?
-Cullen, the vampire family from Twilight.
-What's Twilight?
-Do you ever read anything other than technical books?
- Not much in English.

Criminal Minds (Reid and JJ )

[qazdaz]

Scarface

Tony Montana: You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!

[NaTyLuTz]

Al Pacino : You just cost me 6000 $ ... memorabila

[marcusARCUS]

Come with me I'll show you the condom tree-Roxanne(Bran Nue Dae-2009) :))

[miercuri]

Nu stiam unde sa postez asta, dar pentru ca si replicile astea sunt memorabile... in a bad way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc

[Floydman]

- Does your dog bite?
- No!

[Clouseau tries to pet the dog, the dog bites Clouseau's hand]

- I thought you said your dog did not bite!
- That is not my dog!

[Vortex]

'Hasta la vista, baby'
Terminator 2: Judgment Day,
Probabil cea mai celebra dintre toate!:D

[danonino]

Peggy: I want sex.
Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag *you* into it.

Al: Now wait a second Peg, the kids are here. If you want to have sex, they'll have to leave. And if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave.

Jefferson: Al, have you ever read the book, "The Man is Always Right"?
Al: No, the wife wouldn't let me.

Peggy: [writing] Saturday, eleven p.m.: make love. 11:05: Al goes to sleep. 11:06: Finish making love.

Bud: I was caught having sex in the college library.
Al: All right. That's my boy.
[Starts shaking Bud's hand]
Al: Who's the lucky girl?
Bud: You're shaking her.

=)) =)) =)) =)) =))

[andreyuzzu]

"Does he look like a bitch?"

Nu cred ca mai e nevoie sa scriu cine a zis-o =))

[matmircea]

City of angels :
"-I you'd known this was gonna happen, would you've done it?

-I would rather have had One breath of her hair...One kiss of her mouth...
One touch of her hand...Than an eternity without it.
ONE..."

[matmircea]

sau Un film cu Nicholas Cage (cel in care nu putea el sa manance cu furculitele de inox caci nu suferea metalul in gura).

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger ... "

[matmircea]

"I know what you are trying to do" --- Neo - Matrix
sau
"When Hell will be full the dead will walk on earh" - Dawn of the Dead(anii '80)
" - Are you a f***ing doctor?
- No, a f***ing nurse "
[Dawn of the Dead]

" Mi scuzi, mi scuzi"
[Eurotrip]

"And he brings his bitch to the Waffle Hut..." - The Ladykillers - Marlon Wayans

"My precious..." - Gollum - LOTR

"Bundy's are loosers, not quiters" -Al Bundy

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the f**k do you think you're talking to?" (Robert De Niro - "Taxi Driver")

Robocop: I am going to kill you...
Kane: You just try.

(Robocop 2)

"-Gogule asta a intrat la inchisoare om normal si a iesit cu idei "
BD in actiune

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken" [Tyler Durden - Fight Club]

Forest Gump
"Run Forest run !"

ma scuzati daca am repetat vre-o replica :)

[matmircea]

"Swck me beautiful" - American Pie

"Wars are passing..but my soldiers are eternal" Triplu X 2

"What we do in life echoes in eternity " - Gladiator

Madagascar ~~ "Well this sucks..!?"

Butterfly Effect ~~~ "Listen here, fuckbag!"

Oh yes, there will be blood...
(SAW II)

"Nu trageti Dom' Semaca , sunt eu Lascarica!!!" Lascarica - Comisarul Moldovan

Dracula:-Are you ready to die?
Blade:-I was born ready,motherf****r!!!
(Blade III)

"Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose" Yoda, Star Wars ep. 3

"Vanity...my favorite sin..." Devil's Advocate

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
The Godfather

[Vortex]

Supravietuitorul
"Un fleac.M-au ciruit!" adesea confundata cu "Un fleac i-am ciuruit!"(Traian Basescu 07 .12 .2009 "Cronici ale victoriei rasunatoare asupra Prostanacului")
Datimi voie sa va spun... e genial omu';)

[kingdogg69]

Uite una buna din filmul She's The Man (2006):
Girls with asses like mine do not talk with boys with faces like your's.

[anamika]

Nobody puts Baby in a corner !!!! (Dirty Dancing)

[jansic]

O replica ce-mi tot revenea in minte dupa vizionarea filmului: "It's beyound my control!" - Dangerous Liaisons

[Moody]

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." Mr. Garrison-South Park

"How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves".(Paulie Wallnuts about snakes)

"You know not everything in the world is sinister... just practically everything. " Woody Allen

"You are a cynical crapehanger who always see the glass half-empty!No, you're wrong. I see the glass half full, but of poison." Woody Allen

[victor]

revazut aseara atonement pe cinemax. imi scapase replica asta cruda pentru noi romanii :

"Never trust a sailor on dry land"

[kingdogg69]

Nu stiu daca a mai scris-o cineva dar cu singuranta e o replica ce merita mentionata.
Life is not the amount of breaths you make, it’s the moments that take your breath away. (Hitch)

[Ami85]

Probabil ca a mai fost scrisa pe aici, dar e una dintre replicile mele preferate:
Scent of a woman: "The day we stop looking is the day we die".

[celmaitare]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can." - Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

[celmaitare]

Berta - Oh, Zippy.
I can't stand seeing you like this.
Alan - You going to Vegas, too?
Berta - I wish.
You know, I've been where you are.
Alan - What'd you do on the table?
Berta -No... I've been down and out.
I've lost everything, didn't know where my next meal was coming from.
Alan - Really?
Berta - Felt like I was all alone in the world.
No friends.
Nobody who gave a damn whether I lived or died.
Alan - What'd you do?
Berta - Well, first thing I did was pick myself up, dust myself off, and rat out my ex-boyfriend to the Feds.
Alan - You're kidding.
Berta - Got a $2,500 reward from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.
Took that, and invested it in a pallet of counterfeit Jordache jeans, set up a booth at the Rose Bowl swap meet.
Made a killing.
Alan - Really?
Berta - Took those profits and opened up a little donut shop, across the street from a police station...
Can't miss, right?
Turns out, cops don't like paying for donuts.
Lost my ass.
Had to go to work cleaning toilets for strangers.
Alan - What's the point of this story?
Berta - I just wanted you to know I've had a colorful past.
Good night.
Alan - It was a hell of a story.

=)) =)) e putin mai lung acest dialog, dar face toti banii:D S08e05

[MariaMona]

"Contraceptia orala este atunci cand rogi o fata sa se culce cu tine si ea spune nu." - Woody Allen

[victor]

The hard way - 2002

Mal : I'm feeling things I've only seen on tv

[Svastica]

Replica mea preferata este a lui Russell Crowe in Romper Stomper pe care o da unei galbejite
"This is not your country!"

[omudindulap]

Cu dedicatie...

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

Pentru toti rasistii de pretutindeni: Fuck off!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBAiZcNWecw)

[KrissKringle]

Din Stalag 17:

Shapiro: Hey Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsches?
Sgt. Schulz: Ja?
Shapiro: Then droppen Sie dead!

[Federico]

- Yeah, but cui bono, who benefits?
- Cui gives a shit?

(The Departed)

[Kriss_Kringle]

Bine ca ai postat in topicul asta ca vroiam sa pun si eu cateva replici dar m-am luat cu altele si am uitat.

Cop(1989)

Franco:Well?
Hopkins:Well what?
Franco:Aren't you gonna read me my rights?Cuff me?Take me into custody?
Hopkins:Why?So you can sit in a nice comfortable cell,let your smartass lawyer cop an insanity plea,is that the idea?
Franco:What's it to you Hopkins?You're a cop,you gotta take me in.
Hopkins:Well,there's some good news and there's some bad news.
The good news is you're right,I'm a cop and I gotta take you in.
The bad news is I've been suspended and I don't give a fuck!

The wanderers:

Chubby Galasso: I don't blame you. When I was your age, I was knockin' 'em off left and right; but I never did it with nobody's daughter. You should have given her an ankle bracelet and stuck to jerkin' off!
The thing is,you knocked her up!And now you gotta pay the price and do the right thing.
It's the sportsman's way
____________________________________

Galasso Brother: You guys are so good, it wouldn't be fair unless you bowled handicapped.
Hustler #1: 20 pins!
Chubby Galasso: Twenty pins? That's not what I was thinkin' about.
Hustler #1: 50 pins.
Chubby Galasso: No good. What I had in mind was a *real* handicap.
Chubby Galasso: [picks up a bowling ball and walks over to where his brother has one hustler pinned down in a bowling lane, his hand stretched out] I seen this in my favorite movie.
Chubby Galasso: [to the hustler] You ever seen "The Hustler'? Good enough for Paul Newman; good enough for you.

[Federico]

Church wants you on your place. Kneel, stand, kneel, stand. If you go for that sort of thing, I don't know what to do for you. A man makes his own way. No one gives it to you. You have to take it. "Non serviam."

* * *

- Fuck you, fuckin' queers. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire. Or pussy. Hey go save a kitten in a tree, you fucking homos.

(ibidem)

[MariaMona]

Customs official: Anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

Turkish: Before "Zee Germans" get there. (Snatch)

Nan Flanagan (to Bill after he kills the queen): Clean yourself up, you're covered in queen. (True Blood)

The Wolf: So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car. (Pulp Fiction)

[Utsuru]

American Psycho:

1. Patrick Bateman: Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.
2. Paul Allen: Is that a raincoat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes, it is!
3. Patrick Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
David Van Patten: Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?
Patrick Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.
Craig McDermott: So what did he say?
Patrick Bateman: "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: "What her head would look like on a stick... "
4. Patrick Bateman: Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard!

Analyze this!:

You broke my heart, Jelly.

....and that's all that I can think of. O sa mai postez later poate.

[Federico]

and God help you if you use voice-over in your work, my friends. God help you. That's flaccid, sloppy writing. Any idiot can write a voice-over narration to explain the thoughts of a character.

If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life! And why the FUCK are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it! I don't have any bloody use for it!

You cannot have a protagonist without desire! It doesn't make sense! Any Fucking Sense!

- Adaptation

[charles]

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. W.A

[Federico]

-You know what I like about restaurants?
-The fucking food?

[iiii]

the departed?

[Federico]

Ah, da, iiii, uitasem, corect; esti un adevarat cinefil.

***
I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention. I believe that one should become a person like other people

[Federico]

"Listen you fuckers, you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, who would not let... Listen you fuckers you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum, the cons, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up."

[Federico]

"Twenty-five."
(Cindy - Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine)

lol

[marcusARCUS]

Din primul minut din Ex Drummer.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hisj2qoi1rrfo1lo1_500.png

[grotesQue]

The Turin Horse

In Turin on 3rd January, 1889, Friedrich Nietzsche steps out of the doorway of number six, Via Carlo Albert. Not far from him, the driver of a hansom cab is having trouble with a stubborn horse. Despite all his urging, the horse refuses to move, whereupon the driver loses his patience and takes his whip to it. Nietzsche comes up to the throng and puts an end to the brutal scene, throwing his arms around the horse’s neck, sobbing. His landlord takes him home, he lies motionless and silent for two days on a divan until he mutters the obligatory last words, and lives for another ten years, silent and demented, cared for by his mother and sisters. We do not know what happened to the horse.

[rvn]

@marcus, intra-adevar, senzational inceputul lui ex drummer.
2082
2083
p.s.cred ca mai mult am vrut sa-l scot pe eminem de pe prima pagina...

[marcusARCUS]

@rvn Mie-mi place si asta.

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[rvn]

ohh, da, dar, vezi, de cand am auzit rostita replica asta, ma intreb ce se intampla cu femeia in acelasi caz?:-/ :-/ :-/

[Malombra]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m439n1hIG21r502p8o1_500.jpg

[Namaste]

I love Sophia!!! :x:x:x

[Malombra]

daa, băţoasă rău femeia asta. :))

apropo de asta:

- dorothy, can i borrow your mink stole?
- it's miami in june, only cats are wearing fur.

[omudindulap]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7558/newpicture8l.png

[Namaste]

Daca tot ai inceput, pun si eu cateva. :D

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http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9624/sophiam.jpg

Blanche: Well, we have two choices: go and beg Ernie’s forgiveness, or hire another contractor.
Sophia: Or, we could use the Sicilian method. We burn down the house, collect the fire insurance money, and move to a beautiful beach-side house in California. Personally, I vote for choice three.

Sophia: Why do blessings wear disguises? If I were a blessing, I’d run around naked.


Blanche: You know, Sophia, this birthday thing kinda has me depressed as well. You think you could help me, too?
Sophia: Sure. No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words: You’re old, you sag, get over it.
Blanche: Sophia!
Sophia: So what if you knew Jesus personally? Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil.
Blanche: My mistake. I thought since you looked like Yoda you were also wise.

Blanche: We just rented that movie Aliens, it scared us half to death.
Sophia: I found it scary too. That Sigourney Weaver is a sweet girl but she really shouldn’t go without makeup.


Sophia: Little kiss? I haven’t seen that kind of face eating since Silence of the Lambs!

Rose: Your daughter’s a fashion model?
Blanche: She’s just beautiful, always has been! Gorgeous blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes, a figure men would mortgage a house for. We were always so much alike. And so close, like Siamese twins.
Sophia: It’s a shame when they separated you, you got both butts!

Stan: Sophia, you look younger than ever.
Sophia: Thank you, Stan, and that’s a beautiful toupee you’re wearing. There, now we’re both liars.

Sophia: A few pennies. To you that may not be much, but in Sicily a few pennies could make the difference between owning a gun and having to insert bullets into your victim manually.

[bremen1980]

Omuledindulap in legatura cu 100 de ani ,saptamana trecuta ascultam la radio o emisiune in cre era invitat Neagu Djuvara .Pentru ca Djuvara a facut 96 de anisori pe 31 august ,la sfarsitul emisiunii realizatorul ii ureaza la multi ani .Replica lui Djuvara e mortala : -multumesc ,dar sper ca nu prea multi . B-)

[omudindulap]

Da, asa le raspund si eu.

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[omudindulap]

How do you say goodbye to someone you can’t imagine living without? I didn’t say goodbye. I didn’t say anything. I just walked away.

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[c0nt]

- Toto, too?
- Toto, too.

The Wizard of Oz

[omudindulap]

Léon Morin, prêtre

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Tirez sur le pianiste

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[omudindulap]

1984

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[rvn]

unul dintre putinele momente ale lui "le rayon vert", cand, rafinamentul dialogului a la Rohmer, nu m-a dezamagit.
2085
2086
2087
2088

[Namaste]

Play It Again, Sam (http://youtu.be/1ed26Jly39U)

Allen: That’s quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn’t it?
Woman: Yes, it is.
Allen: What does it say to you?
Woman: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.
Allen: What are you doing Saturday night?
Woman: Committing suicide.
Allen: What about Friday night?

[omudindulap]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4295/tumblrm51b6noqws1rwxips.png

:D
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5364/tumblrm4wxdt5dfd1r3owlz.png
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/8860/tumblrlx9svqlsml1qd588h.png

[Kriss_Kringle]

Din Hard times:

Speed: Well, you know Chick, like old momma said, next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.

[MariaMona]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=442779935773497&set=a.442779925773498.127385.162629997121827&type=1

De exemplu: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[jansic]

Sau asta

http://imageshack.us/a/img99/6610/39235415556464788163116.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/99/39235415556464788163116.jpg/)

[Namaste]

http://imageshack.us/a/img201/2070/vlcsnap2012091322h57m09.png

http://imageshack.us/a/img26/7182/vlcsnap2012091223h31m06.png

[Malombra]

in france i could run on that slogan and win. tare :)) . that's the place to be.

[MariaMona]

"I used to work in Chicago
At a convenience store
I used to work in Chicago
I did, but I don't anymore.
A lady came in with some porcelain skin
And I asked what she came in for,
"Liquor", she said and lick her I did
And I don''t work there anymore...":)

[Federico]

Zen Jennifer Aniston is zen.

I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to


http://imageshack.us/a/img17/7605/tumblrlltzgnhi5f1qzib3wb.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/17/tumblrlltzgnhi5f1qzib3wb.jpg/)

[Federico]

Barry: I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty.

Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.

[Namaste]

Naked (http://youtu.be/70-y0AwwCOk)

[omudindulap]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma15ibUz4Y1qbrw9qo1_1280.png

Oslo

[Namaste]

Shadows (http://www.cinemagia.ro/filme/shadows-36436/)

http://imageshack.us/a/img607/4756/vlcsnap2012100322h11m09.png

Husbands (http://www.cinemagia.ro/filme/husbands-sotii-9433/)

http://imageshack.us/a/img202/705/vlcsnap2012100421h32m23.png

http://imageshack.us/a/img826/8425/vlcsnap2012100422h32m07.png

The Edge of Love (http://www.cinemagia.ro/filme/the-edge-of-love-triunghiul-dragostei-27248/)

http://imageshack.us/a/img528/3171/vlcsnap2012100722h21m53.png

When a Woman Ascends the Stairs (http://www.cinemagia.ro/filme/onna-ga-kaidan-wo-agaru-toki-79732/)

http://imageshack.us/a/img191/2247/vlcsnap2012100614h30m17.png

[Pepper]

Brief Encounter (1945)

Alec: I do love you, so very much. I love you with all my heart and soul.
Laura: I want to die. If only I could die...
Alec: If you'd die, you'd forget me. I want to be remembered.

Laura: This can’t last. This misery can’t last. I must remember that and try to control myself. Nothing lasts really. Neither happiness nor despair. Not even life lasts very long. There’ll come a time in the future when I shan’t mind about this anymore, when I can look back and say quite peacefully and cheerfully how silly I was. No, no, I don’t want that time to come ever. I want to remember every minute, always, always to the end of my days.

Fred: You've been a long way away.
Laura: Yes.
Fred: Thank you for coming back to me.

Intreaga pelicula este memorabila :x like a fine brandy.

[omudindulap]

http://imageshack.us/a/img713/6306/tumblrm59yd2lqw31rq5e9j.png

http://imageshack.us/a/img819/9664/newpicturemc.png

http://imageshack.us/a/img202/8475/buck01.gif
http://imageshack.us/a/img255/7310/buck02.gif

The Charles Bukowski Tapes (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1019894/combined) - musai sa pun ochii p-asta

[omudindulap]

GOT
http://imageshack.us/a/img33/8383/57832528195242522210780.jpg

The Wire
http://imageshack.us/a/img692/7884/29267729391969402538039.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img688/7392/tumblrm9qae787of1qzkbux.png
http://imageshack.us/a/img40/7392/tumblrm9qae787of1qzkbux.png

:D

[Malombra]

a doua o fi variaţiune pe beautiful boy al lui lennon : Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.? :-?

[Tyybi1]

"Once more into the fray...
Into the last good fight I'll ever know.
Live and die on this day...
Live and die on this day..."

[Namaste]

Ieri, oggi, domani

http://imageshack.us/a/img543/5603/vlcsnap2012102118h04m36.png

Un homme et une femme

http://imageshack.us/a/img827/2051/89700492.png

[Pepper]

Paths of Glory (1957)

General Mireau: Naturally, men are gonna have to be killed, possibly a lot of them. They'll absorb bullets and shrapnel, and by doing so make it possible for others to get through...say five percent killed by our own barrage - that's a very generous allowance. Ten percent more again in no man's land, and twenty percent more again into the wire. That leaves sixty-five percent, and the worst part of the job over. Let's say another twenty-five percent in actually taking the Ant Hill - we're still left with a force more than adequate to hold it.

General Broulard: These executions will be a perfect tonic for the entire division. There are few things more fundamentally encouraging and stimulating than seeing someone else die...You see, Colonel, troops are like children. Just as a child wants his father to be firm, troops crave discipline. And one way to maintain discipline is to shoot a man now and then.

Mireau: I'm awfully glad you could be there, George. This sort of thing is always rather grim but this one had a kind of splendor to it, don't you think?
Broulard: I have never seen an affair of this sort handled any better.
Mireau: The men died wonderfully! There's always that chance that one of them will do something that will leave everyone with a bad taste. This time, you couldn't ask for better.

Elmer Gantry (1960)

Lefferts: To doubt is not blasphemy. When you say blasphemy, you mean don’t dare disagree, don’t think, don’t doubt.

Gantry: Big city people have got a coat of hard varnish but underneath they’re just as sick and scared as anybody else.

Gantry: When I was a child, I spoke as a child. I understood as a child. When I became a man, I put away childish things. St. Paul. First Corinthians. Thirteen eleven.

[rvn]

2198
2199
2200
2201
2202

[victor]

Dolores: I promise I'll kill you.
Lado: That's the Dolores I'd like to fuck.

[faraimaginatie]

I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine.And he shall be my Squishy. :-D Finding Nemo

[Kriss_Kringle]

Il grande silenzio

Pauline: Once, my husband told me of this man. He avenges our wrongs. And the bounty killers sure do tremble when he appears. They call him "Silence." Because wherever he goes, the silence of death follows.

Sheriff Burnett: You ain't by some chance one of them no- good bounty hunters, are ya? .... I asked you a question, so answer. I'm a sheriff....Well? Where you come from? How long you intend to stay? If you think you're bein' smart, just watch yourself. Now then, stranger, let's have it--
Pauline: He can't answer, sheriff. He's a mute.
Sheriff Burnett: [Turns to Silence] Well I'll be. At least you could have told me.

[Federico]

Sunt eu obosit sau de ce-mi scapa memorabilitatea schimbului de replici de mai sus, Kriss? :P

Anyway, pregatiti-va lamaile!! :))

http://i.imgur.com/SjkuN.jpg

(n-am fost sigur niciodata daca C. Kaufman era serios sau inca nu terminase cu parodia pana la faza asta...)

[Malombra]

that's called cancer :|

[Kriss_Kringle]

Aia cu "At least you could have told me." era adresata catre Silence,care era mut.
Get it?How can a mute tell you he can't speak?:))

[Federico]

So m-am uitat si eu la The Pevert's Guide to Cinema...

http://i.imgur.com/yucuz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/SGD9v.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Ue66q.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/D3nHA.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/PLtrs.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/GPoei.jpg

(Excelent. Nu inteleg de unde hatereala. Am fost tot timpul pe mode-ul 'ochi de sarpe'. )

[Malombra]

nu ş dacă hatereală. correct me if i'm wrong: majoritatea filmelor culese de zizek în doc sunt americane, mai puţin blue (cred că despre el vb mai sus) şi o scenă din persona, explicit kinky, pe care zizek nu mai trebe să o descifreze ca făcînd parte dintr-un scenariu erotic.
poate domnu zizek secretly wants to see the shit cînd se uită la filme - nu asta era duma lui scoasă din scena cu conversation al lui coppola? - dar eu nu prea. when i want to see the shit, merg la budă, contemplez o juma de oră sau cît îmi trebe, după aia mă bag la film.
apoi mie mi se pare puţin trasă de păr chiar extinderea pe care o dă teoriei sale. freud fusese primis cu braţele deschise în hollywoodul anilor 50 (poate chiar 40, dar nu ştiu sigur). societatea americană a fost fondată de puritanism, vederile căruia despre elecţiunea divină încă din timpul vieţii degenerează în una din cele mai funeste forme de capitalism ever known. e normal ca o societate clădită pe dubla teroare a religiei şi a banului să nască o dorinţă uriaşă de emancipare, care se vede şi în film şi e psihanalizabilă, cum nu? dar a lua modelul unei societăţi şi de a-l aplica peste tot, hm, mi se pare cam mult.

[faraimaginatie]

Malombra, correct me uf I'm wrong dar nu tocmai iti deconstruiesti teoria expusa in teoria filmului acoli? Esti pentru supra-interpretare si folosirea libera a imaginatiei in pivestea asta cu vorbitul despre film sau nu? Ca am impresia ca deja contrazici de dragul contrazicerii. Ceea ce nu-i neaparat rau.

[Malombra]

imaginaţie ca asociere validă de idei, nu ca a spune că china şi malta sunt acelaşi lucru. poate mă deconstruiesc, who knows.

zizek zice în doc "ăsta e filmul" sau variaţiuni pe aceeaşi temă, deci nu îşi ia rezerva că e o prezentare să-i zic regională a fenomenului.

[faraimaginatie]

Aduci acelasi argument pe care l-a adus bremen si pe care l-ai combatut cu abnegatie... Cel putin de unde stau eu..

[Malombra]

bremen spunea că ce se vede, aia se vede.
zizek în doc (eu îl văd altfel în eseu) spune că ce se vede e lacan.
în fond, mie mi se pare că e acelaşi monism - o modalitate, una şi aceeaşi, de a vedea, subsumabilă altei idei.
eu spun că asocierea de idei este plurală, pentru că, la nivel de conţinut, filmele rareori au identitate ideatică. e drept că diversitatea asta nu e teorie, e un program de amator.
aşa se vede de la mine.

[faraimaginatie]

Ti-ai sters ultimul post... Pacat :-( Era fain. No bine.

[Malombra]

pff, l-ai văzut..
era fain că mă prindea iar careva cu uşa :|

na bine, asta este, azi e ziua stîlpului infamiei.

şi apoi, programul acesta nu (cred că) îmi anulează dreptul de a mă ralia unor interpretări şi nu altora. îndemnul "imaginaţi, imaginaţi, imaginaţi!" nu scoate din schemă selectivitatea. faptul că democraţia oferă spaţiu tutror expresiilorr politice nu înseamnă că un individ, pentru a arăta că e democrat cu acte în regulă tre să fie libertarian, monarhist, pdlist şi conservator în acelaşi timp. nu:-/ sau pe undeva am sărit de pe şine :-/

[faraimaginatie]

Well known...

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9523/vlcsnap2012121318h33m20.png

[Namaste]

"Well...what's up?"
"It was my mother. Dad's dead. He's killed himself. And there was something else, too. I don't remember. But I have to go."
"My sweetheart's getting sentimental in her old age. Have another whiskey and forget the whole thing. Who has a family nowadays? Who, I ask you? And at your age! You're as free as a bird. Have another drink before your next number. Then we'll go home and fuck like rabbits...and tomorrow, everything will be forgotten."

Mutter Küsters' Fahrt zum Himmel

[paulyks]

"I know. I know it is so impossible but you did it. You did it!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSLJ2bhgHNQ

[MariaMona]

Goosfraba!!! (Anger Management)

[omudindulap]

How to treat a lady

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8879/vlcsnap2013012015h05m34.png
http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/5808/vlcsnap2013012015h06m00.png
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/9344/vlcsnap2013012015h07m13.png
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/543/vlcsnap2013012015h07m36.png

[Iulian.]

Curtis: (vorbind despre Hanna,fiica lor surda) I still take off my boots not to wake her.
Samantha: (soptind) I still whisper. (film - "Take Shelter")

[MariaMona]

Bill to Sookie:"You think it's not magic that keeps you alive? Just 'cause you understand the mechanics of how something works doesn't make it any less of a miracle. Which is just another word for magic. We're all kept alive by magic". (True Blood)

[rushy]

Charlie: Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date?
Bill: Are we talking about anyone specific?
[Charlie nods]
Bill: We accept the love we think we deserve.
Charlie: Can we make them know they deserve more?
Bill: We can try.
(The Perks of Being a Wallflower)

[Rapture]

Rebengiuc în "Balanța":
"Dă-i în Paștele mă-sii de enoriași, că-i arestez io pă toți. Băăăăă enoriașilor, băăăă, futu-vă Paștele și Evanghelia mamelor și taților voștri!! La muncă, ortodocșilor!!!!"

[DarkNight00]

Absentia(2011)

Callie :Fuck me

[Namaste]

We know it, you know it, quit bitchin'. >:)

http://i.imgur.com/5u1k59U.png

[Sommarnattens leende]

[omudindulap]

(:|

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/517/40619333524355655966069.jpg

[Pepper]

:^o =; [-( >:D<

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/6656/bscap0023ecx.jpg
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9134/bscap0025l.jpg
http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/2185/bscap0034n.jpg
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/2571/bscap0035c.jpg
Le Plaisir

[Ilila]

[I]-What's wrong?
(...)
(din Moskva slezam ne verit (1980)
Bună, llila! Filmul de care spui are un titlu consacrat în limba română, iar replicile le poți traduce și tu. Cu tot respectul, postările de genul ăsta sunt grotești. :(

cum adica grotesti?
ps. Moscova nu crede în lacrimi (1980)

[bremen1980]

Sa inteleg ca tovarasul Ipu inca mai traieste ??? :P

[omudindulap]

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3426/tumblrmigbxcjtcz1qzsuff.png
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3426/tumblrmigbxcjtcz1qzsuff.png
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3426/tumblrmigbxcjtcz1qzsuff.png
http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/3426/tumblrmigbxcjtcz1qzsuff.png

l.e. :)) q.e.d. ue, imageshack!

[omudindulap]

Era asta. Cum naibii sa cenzurezi asa ceva? :|

http://i48.tinypic.com/35lantx.png

[charles]

cine-i tipu' care spune asta^?

[Kriss_Kringle]

Hugh Hefner,cine altcineva?

[omudindulap]

De aici (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1503776/combined).

[White1]

Astia (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kg22qcigOg) doi s-or inteles intre ei.

[omudindulap]

Apropo..

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/9708/vlcsnap2013022310h42m00.png
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8042/vlcsnap2013022310h42m19.png
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7416/vlcsnap2013022310h42m32.png
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2999/vlcsnap2013022310h42m47.png

Le mond vivant, una dintre cele mai mari tepe pe care mi le-am luat in ultimul timp.

[omudindulap]

De sezon..

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/9968/tumblrlov5cewqlv1qzxxd7.gif

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/4435/tumblrmgvthkmyqa1qm8qea.jpg
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4435/tumblrmgvthkmyqa1qm8qea.jpg

[Malombra]

Le mond vivant, una dintre cele mai mari tepe pe care mi le-am luat in ultimul timp.

muamă, încă un post şi se transformă în traumă.

[Malombra]

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6049/withgilbertandgeorge200.jpg

[MariaMona]

"Global warming, perpetual war, toxic waste, child labor, torture, genocide, that's a small price to pay for your SUVs and your flat screen TVs, your blood diamonds, your designer jeans, your absurd garish McMansions! Futile symbols of permanence to quell your quivering, spineless souls." (Russel Edgington in True Blood)

[omudindulap]

In primii ani ai tineretii, nu ma seduceau decat bibliotecile si bordelurile.

[omudindulap]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5no4ifMfZ1qhznnpo1_500.jpg

[anaemona]

omule :)) :-*

Vroiam sa adaug ca probabil e valabil si la muzica ;)

[omudindulap]

Exquisite Cuisine - OZ

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6077/vlcsnap2013030223h48m16.png
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7707/vlcsnap2013030223h48m26.png
http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/7780/vlcsnap2013030223h48m40.png

[faraimaginatie]

http://i.imgur.com/mAh9vVL.png

[Federico]

Attaboy...

http://i.imgur.com/oeLRwQC.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/rEeRKsh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OxpKUvK.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cqVL8zb.jpg

[omudindulap]

Women 8-|

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/4924/tumblrmjd2aeo8nv1qhhxd4.gif
http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/4924/tumblrmjd2aeo8nv1qhhxd4.gif

[omudindulap]

http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/888/vlcsnap2013031013h46m43.png
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2606/vlcsnap2013031013h46m55.png
http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/7656/vlcsnap2013031013h47m07.png

:( Side by side

[Malombra]

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9131/importexport2avi0036789.jpg

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/4610/importexport2avi0036826.jpg

...

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/6061/importexport2avi0036868.jpg

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5742/importexport2avi0037115.jpg

[Federico]

http://i.imgur.com/W5Pln6P.jpg



:( Side by side

E vechi filmul. Recent auzisem pe undeva (pe mubi probabil) ca Laura Dern a zis intr-un interviu ca se pregateste (sau e posibil... nu stiu exact, eu unul nu m-am uitat pe interviu) sa se apuce de treaba cu mosul la un nou proiect.

[Malombra]

:x

http://i54.tinypic.com/212bf2c.png

gata, vă las.

[Namaste]

Women 8-|
Men :|

http://i.imgur.com/91B65pW.png (http://mubi.com/films/la-luna)

[omudindulap]

^

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/5323/tumblrmfwccqvlux1rjpbbc.jpg

[Namaste]

Gettin' personal, are we? :-w
Hm!

http://i.imgur.com/pk6leOF.png

[omudindulap]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8t28vdlmb1rbh0c0o1_500.png

:-<

[Namaste]

:|

http://i.imgur.com/BySvESl.png

Death by Hanging (http://mubi.com/films/death-by-hanging)

[faraimaginatie]

http://i.imgur.com/NXsL2X2.png
http://i.imgur.com/zdN1tEs.png

+ :D
http://i.imgur.com/vfPUxfq.png
http://i.imgur.com/86uOXzU.png

[grotesQue]

Stalag 17 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QgVzc2pYtc)

Shapiro: Hey Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsches?
Sgt. Schulz: Ja?
Shapiro: Then droppen Sie dead!

[Malombra]

You need two things for a good relationship: a good friendship and an unshakable eroticism.

mna. nu-i greu, nu?

[bremen1980]

You need two things for a good relationship: a good friendship and an unshakable eroticism.

mna. nu-i greu, nu?
Al doilea punct e obligatoriu . Sa-l atingi pe celalalt doar cu varful degetului si sa scoata scantei ca la tramvai . Un tramvai numit Doinița . :))

[faraimaginatie]

http://i.imgur.com/hMbDLe0.png
http://i.imgur.com/KexO2Dz.png
http://i.imgur.com/igsyW3J.png
http://i.imgur.com/8L6587i.png

[faraimaginatie]

L`Eclisse <3

http://i.imgur.com/ml2yFoT.jpg

[faraimaginatie]

Une Femme Douce (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065152/?ref_=sr_4)

http://i.imgur.com/QzbPc1O.png
http://i.imgur.com/fGIBF6C.png

[MikkaelWolfganger]

E dintr-un serial.Sper ca nu-s prea off-topic:-S
http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4c8e6bca08414d32b5700ae511d27a5/tumblr_mkj326TYL21qk2qd0o1_500.png

Asa sau...asa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifaRhL95HUM).Desi are ceva lapsusuri, serialul asta contine o multime de replici geniale. :D

[Malombra]

am început acum să mă uit la Die Vogelpredigt de Clemens Klopfenstein, şi se pare că filmul e plin de conceptualism din ăsta la mişto, apar tot felul de personaje care de care mai "acreditate" care vorbesc despre film, glamour, capital. un fel de turnul babel deghizat în road movie, sau doi actori în căutarea unui regizor. oameni care nu au un leu în buzunar, de aceea nu pot decît discuta, cu rafinamentul gourmet - ilor care nu-şi permit nici mămăligă. probabil de acolo şi faza cu filmul ca vis, ca visare :)) . la o pungă de pufuleţi măcar. foarte tongue-in-cheek. se vede cum macroseriozităţile fatassy coboară cu cu toată greutatea lor fesieră pe faţa actorului.. dramatic, scoţînd la iveală toată expresivitatea înfometată de artă. din primele minute ale filmului (se poate discuta şi serios despre chestiile alea, dar filmul nu este serios, ci ia "adevărurile" ca platitudini, ca locuri comune, care sunt de multe ori folosite ca plăcuţele cu "aplaudaţi!", "rîdeţi!", "tropăiţi!", de la emisiunile cu rating mare.) :

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[Namaste]

http://i.imgur.com/QAiswgj.png

[Federico]

^Sau asa: (http://cinesseur.blogspot.ro/2011/06/lexicon-wong-kar-wai-5.html)

http://i.imgur.com/3c7K0VW.png

Sau asa:

http://i.imgur.com/SSzaeqY.jpg

[omudindulap]

Sa trecem la chestiuni mai serioase:

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http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/2452/vlcsnap2013051823h56m39.png

P.m.S.

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/8535/vlcsnap2013051900h04m23.png

Les beaux gosses (http://mubi.com/films/the-french-kissers)

[Cravan]

The Joker(Heath Ledger) -Why So Serious ? :-/
Terminator(Arnold Schwarzenegger) - Hasta la vista baby!!! B-)
Chucky(Brad Dourif) - Hi I'm Chucky wanna play ? >:)

[Ovidiu239]

"Say hello to my little friend" - Al Pacino in Scarface
"Here's Johnny" - Jack Nicholson in The Shining
"Let's put a smile on that face" si "Why so serious" - Heth Ledger / Joker in The Dark Knight
"I will see you again, but not yet...not yet" - Gladiator
"Hasta la vist, baby" - Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator
"Argo F*** Yourself" - Argo

[grotesQue]

http://imageshack.us/a/img818/2627/yc0r.png

http://imageshack.us/a/img32/3460/7n06.png

Last Tango in Paris

[bremen1980]

In filmul asta se folosea untul sau margarina ? Vad ca la noi o critica unii pe Nadia Comaneci ca a facut reclama la margarina.

[grotesQue]

In filmul asta se folosea untul sau margarina ? Vad ca la noi o critica unii pe Nadia Comaneci ca a facut reclama la margarina.
Da, in asta e scena cu untul. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3EnUVQUpHs

[bremen1980]

Deci Nadia nenoroceste viitoarele generatii cu margarina.Rusine.

[Federico]

In filmul asta se folosea untul sau margarina ? Vad ca la noi o critica unii pe Nadia Comaneci ca a facut reclama la margarina.
Da, in asta e scena cu untul. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3EnUVQUpHs

"Don't worry, Maria, it's only a movie." :))


Porc batrin libidinos...

[bremen1980]

In filmul asta se folosea untul sau margarina ? Vad ca la noi o critica unii pe Nadia Comaneci ca a facut reclama la margarina.
Da, in asta e scena cu untul. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3EnUVQUpHs

"Don't worry, Maria, it's only a movie." :))


Porc batrin libidinos...
A murit saraca Maria . A plimbat-o Jack Nicholson prin desert de a facut saraca fata insolatie .

Ma uitam aseara la ''Aceasta lehamite '' si era o faza cand Horatiu Malaele se chinuie sa folseasca un prezervativ . Pentru ca manevra nu-i reuseste ii striga deznadajduit Ceciliei Barbora : '' Esti o frigida !!!! X( '' . E la un moment dat la spital si o asistenta il irita la care Malaele arunca din nou : ''Esti o frigida ''

[faraimaginatie]

Well known fact

http://i.imgur.com/6PsAHnW.png

Confidences trop intimes (http://mubi.com/films/intimate-strangers)

[Namaste]

Simplu.

http://i.imgur.com/8gyR7HT.png

Non ti muovere

[White1]

" -One of the greatest advances in modern poetry is the elimination of clarity. I am proud to say that my poetry is only understood of that minority which is aware.
-Aware of what?"

A Bucket of Blood


"-After all we are not insects, we have thousands of years of civilization behind, you know?
- I don't know. I wasn't there."

Bay of Blood

[infectedrain]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1009788_358870224239519_1378957920_n.jpg

[cotzofica]

Asta la vista,Baby :lol:

Nu cred că Arnold le avea cu "LOL" atunci. Mai bună e "I'll be back"

[cotzofica]

"I don't read the script. The script reads me"

Kirk Lazarus (Tropic Thunder)

Asta sună ca un banc cu Chuck Norris...

[cotzofica]

"what we've got here is... failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke. Replica a fost preluată şi de Guns'n'Roses în Civil War.

[cotzofica]

Am auzit la radio acum vreun an că cea mai des uzitată replică din filme (din cele americane, cred) este "Let's get the hell out of here" sau mai simplu "Let's get outta here".
Poate cineva confirma dacă ştirea e reală?

[ghost90]

Fiindca am vazut toate filmele americane si inca cateva care sunt in pre-production, pot sa te asigur ca stirea este cat se poate de adevarata.

[energie_vie]

Michael Douglas in "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps"

"I'll make you a deal. You stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you."

[MikkaelWolfganger]

Napoleon Dynamite

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzeflnek71qe72h7o1_500.jpg


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvythtOGae1qftpcoo1_500.gif


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[victor]

Justified

Nick Augustine catre Boyd Crowder: I'm gonna need Google translator on my phone if I'm gonna keep talking to you.

[sigalia]

Contextul e urmatorul : un domn proaspat parasit de consoarta isi angajeaza menajera o pustoaica.Copila face curatenie in casa ascultand muzica ;ea nu folosete aspirator,doar matura.Tipul e in banca lui, dar ea vrea sa-i ofere si alte servicii.
Prima replica e a fetei :
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http://s2.postimg.org/i3nbhaguh/vlcsnap_2014_06_25_00h00m05s110.png

P.S.Filmul - "Une femme de menage" - e demential .Are un umor de mare clasa si o morala pe masura.Daca as fi fost barbat,invatam urgent sa-mi calc singur camasile.:P

[victor]

"A lot of people are stupid and still live full, productive lives" - Orange is the new black - recomand

[omudindulap]

B: So you took a chance on being happy, even though you knew that later on you would be sad.
L: Yeah.
B: And now... you're sad.
L: Yeah.
B: So... what's the problem?
L: I'm too sad.... Look, I liked the feeling of being in love with her. I liked it. But now she's gone and I miss her and it sucks. And I didn't think it was going to be this bad, and I feel like, why even be happy if it's just going to lead to this, you know? It wasn't worth it.
B: You know, misery is wasted on the miserable.
L: What?
B: You know, I'm not entirely sure what your name is, but you are a classic idiot. You think spending time with her, kissing her, having fun with her, you think that's what it was all about? That was love?
L: Yeah.
B: THIS is love. Missing her, because she's gone. Wanting to die.... You're so lucky. You're like a walking poem. Would you rather be some kind of a fantasy? Some kind of a Disney ride? Is that what you want? Don't you see? This is the good part. This is what you've been digging for all this time. Now you finally have it in your hand, this sweet nugget of love, sweet, sad love, and you want to throw it away. You've got it all wrong.
L: I thought this was the bad part.
B: No! The bad part is when you forget her, when you don't care about her, when you don't care about anything. The bad part is coming, so enjoy the heartbreak while you can, for God's sakes. Pick up the dog poop, would you please? Lucky sonofabitch. I haven't had my heart broken since Marilyn walked out on me, since I was 35 years old. What I would give to have that feeling again.... You know, I'm not really sure what your name is, but you may be the single most boring person I have ever met. No offense. :)

Louie (http://vimeo.com/97315640)

[alali]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol4Y4TY1kq4

[aNdreea93p]

- What do you do if someone you love lets you down? Really fucks you over.
- You must try to stop loving them.
- And is that possible?
- No, I don’t think so.

[victor]

We're only fucking at the office. We're taking it slow - Episodes

[MariaMona]

2566

[alali]

Este o replica memorabila pentru orice barbat... =))

Si daca as fi auzit-o de 100 de ori intr-un film tot nu as fi "repelat-o" ca acum, desprinsa din context ....

[Namaste]

http://i.imgur.com/r8rsHnq.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/40fOIU7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0KAicm8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/MV4P6IW.jpg

- And what would you do if I got lost?
- I would look for you. I would look every girl in the eyes, you know?
- Every girl?
- Yes...
- Some would have your eyes.
- Eyes?
- Others your lips.
- Lips?
- Yes, others would have your hair. Some would be very serious, others in a good mood. Some would play tennis, or would be always in a hurry for dinner, but none of them would be you. And I would think... that someone stole you. And I would place advertisements in all the newspapers of the world and on every wall and every poster pillar in the world, that I am looking for you. And... And I would offer a huge reward, but no one would believe me. Because no one treats people who are in love seriously.
- Excuse me?

Do widzenia, do jutra (https://mubi.com/films/good-bye-till-tomorrow)

[saiaj]

Doua rapide:

Faimoasa replica din Burebista:

- Sa nu ne plecam genunchii nicioadata, in fata nimanui!!!
- Nici chiar in fata zeilor?
- Nici!!!

Si inca un schimb din "Trepte pe cer":

(O gagica catre Dinica):

Ea: Incearca sa ierti.
El: Incearca sa nu mai gresesti, e mult mai usor.

[1MicuCelUmilSiViril]

P.S.Filmul - "Une femme de menage" - e demential .Are un umor de mare clasa si o morala pe masura.Daca as fi fost barbat,invatam urgent sa-mi calc singur camasile.:P
Mie mi-au placut replicile care il privesc pe prietenul lor de la tara, de exemplu aceea cu portretele de pui. E fenomenala!

[Namaste]

"you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye"

The Handmaid's Tale

[Cretzulynne]

Cu dedicatie, va stiti voi :x

- Gandeste-te ca scrii o poveste.
- Ce fel de poveste ?
- De genul: "A fost odata ca niciodata, cand m-am trezit, m-am pisat, am tras una mica sub dus..."
- Cum ma ajuta asta ?
- Nu stiu. Povestile ne ajuta sa-netelgem lumea.
- Nu stiu sa spun povesti.
- Zi una pe care o stii.
- Ce zici de "Razboi si Pacea" ?
- E o poveste. Totusi as incepe cu ceva mai simplu. Ce zici de "Cei trei ursuleti" ?
(...)
- Ok. A fost odata ca-n povesti, o fetita pe nume Goldilocks.
- Si apoi ?
- Si apoi... Nu stiu frate. A mancat-o lupul. A dat camionul peste ea. E o prostie.
- Incepi cu sfarsitul. Nu poti sa spui o poveste daca nu stii cum se termina. Si lasa lupul. Aia e "Scufita Rosie".
- Cei trei ursi o gasesc pe Goldilocks dormind in patul lor si apoi, ea pleaca.
- Exact. Bun, asta e sfarsitul. Ce s-a intamplat inainte ?
- Unu zice: "Cineva a dormit in patul meu, dar ea e inca acolo."
- Iar inainte a zis: "Cineva sta in scaunul meu."
- Da, si scaunul puiului de urs nu mai e la locul lui.
- Dupa aia ne-ntoarcem la ea cand intra pe usa.
- Mai intai merge prin padure.
- Ordinea e buna. Trebuie sa incepi cu sfarsitul. Noteaza asta.

(The Lookout, 2007)

[Cretzulynne]

http://i.imgur.com/kn1mkg0.jpg

For restarting :D
...........

http://i.imgur.com/CuGq6RU.png

Asa! Zi-le! B-)

[Namaste]

Je revois l'appartement. Il y a vingt ans. C'est curieux : je pourrais vous décrire minutieusement chaque mur. Pourtant, les meubles, je les ai complètement oubliés. Mais complètement. Je revois le mur du salon face a la fenêtre. Ce matin du mois d'août, tout bascula. Maria était sortie faire des courses. Je regardais les photos. Il devait y en avoir une centaine. Sur ces photos, il n'y avait qu'elle et moi. Je ne sais pas si vous vous rendez compte. Aimer et être aimé peut faire de la vie un enfer. Entre nous, il n'y avait même pas eu un soupçon de haine. Et vous savez pourquoi ? Car a chaque fois qu'on voyait apparaître un nuage sur notre amour, on se prenait en photo, et le bonheur était aussitôt de retour. Mais tous les excès se payent, a la longue. Car plus je faisais de photos, plus j'avais de mal a me reconnaître. Et un jour, je me suis regardé dans le miroir et je ne me suis pas reconnu. Pas du tout.

Trois vies et une seule mort (https://mubi.com/films/three-lives-and-only-one-death)

[Qube86]

”Mereu am crezut că educația înseamnă să înveți să gândești singur.”

– Dead poets society

[Namaste]

- Plec. Întârzii și nici pe mine n-o să m-aștepte cineva la nesfârșit.
- Dar tu crezi că merită?
- Ce să merite?
- Să te-ntâlnești cu cineva care nu te-așteaptă până vii, la nesfârșit...
- Pa.
- Pa.

(Sfârșitul nopții, Mircea Veroiu, 1982)